I saw this Tesla in Virginia. Any clue?
Category Archives: Puns & Jokes
Puns and jokes of Gill Trotman
Joke of the day
As I was driving the other day I saw a bumper sticker that had one of those pink breast awareness ribbons. Above it, it said save 2nd base. I got to thinking, that must mean Dolly Parton is bases fully loaded!
Today’s cartoon
Teenagers are always “still hungry”.
Bidet?
Is it acceptable to use a bidet at night? Would it then be called a binight?
Beethoven has a cold
When Beethoven has a cold, what type of music does he typically compose?
A Sonata!
Your highness
I wonder if the Queen’s doctor addresses her when she is having her annual colonoscopy:
“Your hiney-ness it is good to see you again.”
Sweet dreams
I had a dream last night that I was eating a Hostess Twinky the size of a meatloaf. Talk about a sweet dream!
Classical pun of the day
If you are a sous chef who happens to listen to classical music, which composer would you choose? Chopin!
Pun of the day
One of my favorite restaurants obtains most of their kitchen staff from law firms. The owner told me, “They make great “sue” chefs.”
Christmas puzzler
Which movie is this scene from for these Christmas village figurines?