So, if you are Jewish, are you allowed to play in Hamlet?

What kind of underwear does an attorney wear? Legal briefs!

What would Beethoven do when he had a cold? He would write a Snotta. (Sonata)

Everyone wants free samples, that is unless you own a stool factory.

At a septic tank truck convention, one septic truck was overheard commenting about another septic truck. “Don’t listen to him, he’s full of crap!”

What do you call a lesbian from Alaska? A Klondike!

What do you call an Eskimo woman’s breasts?

An ice chest!

Do you know where Kosher honey comes from?

Jujubes

A hoe down!