So, if you are Jewish, are you allowed to play in Hamlet?
What kind of underwear does an attorney wear? Legal briefs!
What would Beethoven do when he had a cold? He would write a Snotta. (Sonata)
Everyone wants free samples, that is unless you own a stool factory.
At a septic tank truck convention, one septic truck was overheard commenting about another septic truck. “Don’t listen to him, he’s full of crap!”
Do you know where Kosher honey comes from?
A hoe down!
What do you call a lesbian from Alaska? A Klondike!
What do you call an Eskimo woman’s breasts?
An ice chest!