So, if you are Jewish, are you allowed to play in Hamlet?

What kind of underwear does an attorney wear? Legal briefs!

What would Beethoven do when he had a cold? He would write a Snotta. (Sonata)

Everyone wants free samples, that is unless you own a stool factory.

At a septic tank truck convention, one septic truck was overheard commenting about another septic truck. “Don’t listen to him, he’s full of crap!”

What do you call an Eskimo woman’s breasts?

An ice chest!

Do you know where Kosher honey comes from?

Jujubes

A hoe down!

What do you call a lesbian from Alaska? A Klondike!